now listen to a story 'bout a dirty little whore
she got some sex then she wanted more and more
and then one day she was at her local bar. . .

hmmmmm, I'll have to come up with a good last line. Something about . . .??? John ??? Graham from england? Jerkstick?

so no action for long time then suddenly had jerkstick calling me every half an hour then I saw John, who was hanging with some women who was wearing a flannel shirt of all the things. She looked like a bulldyke truck driver. Then he comes up to me and is asking for my phone number again. And I'm thinking 'What's with Xena over there?' He and Xena left, he came back by himself a couple of hours later and THEN he was all chatty McChatterson. I kind of whatevered him.

Then this brit guy walks up to me as I was smoking and was like 'Hello Kris'.
And I say to him, 'Did you overhear the bartender say my name or something?' and he says, 'I met you, almost exactly a year ago. . .' and I realized it was the brit tourist I shagged after last year's holiday party. good grief. He was cute though.

When I was a kid I was terrified of the Napoleonic code. You know the one where you were guilty until proven innocent. I must've watched too many movies like Midnight Express when I was of an impressionable age. Talk about a great way to stamp out ANY impulse to take risks.

Insomnia last night. Did not fall asleep until 5ish . . .alarm going off at 6ish. Almost slept through my train stop. Could go to sleep right now.

zzzzzzzzz

today the lotto fantasy includes buying a 3.4 million dollar apartment at 62 cooper square. Yum Yum

here are some pictures





sigh.

merry x-mas and all that

saw LOTR 3 this weekend. I'm almost sad that it's over. Good payoff though after investing the last two years in it.

xmas - the birthday of Jesus X (malcom's brother) is tomorrow. I'm cooking a twenty pound turkey for two people so if you're not doing anything, come on over.

Oh yeah, big news! My roommate and I are making the leap across the river - from Jersey to Manhattan. We're going to start looking for an apt. somewhere in the city, most likely uptown where we will get more space for less money.

crazy.

I think I need a lighted make-up mirror for you know what. I looked carefully for errant hair last night--didn't see any. But today, up by my jawline, a big black one.

It's the beginning of my circus career.

We had our company holiday party last night. Thankfully I will never and have never been as drunk as I was at that SJI party I went to. I must've learned a lesson that year. I pretty much kept a low profile and let the younger, more inexperienced employees make crazy asses of themselves. You know you did a good job when you only show up in one picture.

Last night I had a dream I worked as a shift lead at the West Seattle Starbucks and that Hope was the manager. I was running around and then someone told me to get a till and then I asked Hope which register I should be on and she couldn't make up her mind and then I realized it was time to start lunches and and no one had even had their breaks yet and then I was trying to figure out how many cases of cups to order and as I was sleeping I could really feel my brain crunching because I was really trying to figure all this stuff out.

And then I just had to wake up and force myself not to dream about it. ooof.

not restful at all.

some dork from Microsoft got canned for blogging about work.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/146115_blogger30.html

good thing that never happens in this blog. That would be as silly as getting drunk at the company's holiday party and calling the VP of Sales an asshole. Only an idiot would do something as silly as that.

Wow! no blog since October.

I've figured out that school zaps my blogging life force out. No will to blog.

Let's see. . .what's new?

Only two more finals. SO far I have an A- in XML (final grade) and an A in Systems Design (assuming I don't choke on the final) and a B probably in Econ but will probably morph into a C because I've decided not to turn in a paper so I am automatically 10 points down.

I'm willing to sacrifice it.

Must get back to work. Will try to blog consistently through the break.